The Office - The Con... | TRUSTED | COLLECTION |

(Sighs)No trades yet. Dwight, you’re Jim’s. Dwight, you have the second pick.

Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Dunder Mifflin Scranton "Dream Team" Draft! As you know, the corporate office is a cold, heartless machine. But here, we are a family. And sometimes, families need to trade their siblings for better ones. The Office - The Con...

The staff is crammed into the conference room. stands at the whiteboard, which is covered in magnets of every employee’s face. DWIGHT SCHRUTE stands beside him, wearing a whistle and holding a clipboard. (Sighs)No trades yet

You can't pick yourself, Dwight! This is about synergy! Look at the Michael Scott Paper Company —that was a real team. Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Dunder Mifflin

Can we just get this over with? I have a cat birthday party to prepare for, and I refuse to sit next to Kevin. His breathing sounds like a damp sponge.

Michael, we don't have enough room for eighteen people around your desk.

(Offended)It’s a medical condition, Angela. I’m "efficiently" inhaling.