: Lean into the mystery. Start the feature with a first-person account of finding the file on an old hard drive or a defunct forum in 2008.
: Take the phrase "Slappy Ass," pitch it down an octave, and use it as a rhythmic texture rather than a clear lyric. Distort it until it sounds like a bassline. Slappy-Ass.rar
I remember seeing files like this on P2P networks; it was always 50/50 whether you were getting a legendary sample pack or a Trojan horse that would brick your PC. [1] : Lean into the mystery