: Depending on your character's voice selection, the Boss reacts with varying levels of frustration to a stubborn door (e.g., Male 1: "Oh fuck you, door"; Zombie: "Mumbles").
While the text and story remain identical, the remaster significantly updates the visual presentation: Saints Row The Third Remastered Review - GameGrin
is a high-definition update to the 2011 open-world classic, notorious for trading the serious gang drama of its predecessors for a "more is more" philosophy of sheer absurdity. The Iconic "Text Adventure" Mission saints-row-the-third-remastered
: The Boss famously tells a rival, "That's just fine, 'cause in the real world, you're just a bitch with a keyboard".
: It mocks the overly descriptive and often confusing nature of 1980s computer adventures with lines about "inky, tenebrous blackness". Memorable Quotes and Humor : Depending on your character's voice selection, the
The game's writing leans heavily into its "celebrity gangster" premise.
One of the most unique "interesting texts" within the game is a literal text adventure found during the mission . While infiltrating a virtual reality network, the Boss is forced to play through a parody of old-school text games titled Dragons and Tears . Key highlights from this sequence include: : It mocks the overly descriptive and often
: During a heist, Gat jokes about his lack of hygiene with, "Hope you don't mind hepatitis" or "She's got the hep!". Remastered Changes