Since certain unnamed individuals (Phyllis) clearly don’t understand that the value of a gift equals the value of the person, we are officially switching to . If you see a $400 video iPod, it’s mine to give and yours to fight over. Rules: You can keep your gift or steal someone else's. No one wants the homemade oven mitt.
My heart actually broke when Pam initially picked the iPod over Jim’s teapot full of inside jokes. [S2E10] Christmas Party
Then Michael happens. Suddenly, my personal gift is being traded for shamrock keychains and Dwight is using the teapot to clear his sinuses. [S2E10] Christmas Party