"Target didn't stand a chance today. I went in for toothpaste and came out with a new rug, three candles, and a seasonal mug. Pure energy."
"I’m a in the gym. By that, I mean I make aggressive grunting noises, sweat profusely, and immediately want a snack and a nap." funny sheanimale
"Warning: When the weekend hits, my inner comes out. She likes tacos, loud singing, and making questionable dance floor decisions." "Target didn't stand a chance today
"Target didn't stand a chance today. I went in for toothpaste and came out with a new rug, three candles, and a seasonal mug. Pure energy."
"I’m a in the gym. By that, I mean I make aggressive grunting noises, sweat profusely, and immediately want a snack and a nap."
"Warning: When the weekend hits, my inner comes out. She likes tacos, loud singing, and making questionable dance floor decisions."