Elias reached for the power cord, but his hand turned into a blocky, vector-drawn limb before he could touch it. He tried to scream, but only a yellow speech bubble appeared above his head, filled with symbols: The patch wasn't for the software. It was for the world.

He extracted the archive. Inside wasn't a game or a video player. It was a single executable. Against his better judgment, Elias clicked "Run."

By morning, the Ohio thrift store was gone, replaced by a flat, two-dimensional landscape of primary colors. And somewhere in the infinite loop of the internet, a new file was uploading: .