Place the condom on the head of the erect penis and unroll it all the way to the base.
While the episode uses absurdism for comedy, health organizations like the CDC and Planned Parenthood provide actual safety steps for external condoms:
Stick to water-based or silicone-based lubricants. Oil-based products (like Vaseline or lotion) can weaken latex and cause it to break. Episode 07: Proper Condom Use
The fourth-grade boys are caught "milking" dogs (masturbating them) after Cartman mistakenly labels the act a "trick".
Leave about a half-inch space at the top to collect fluid and prevent the condom from bursting. Place the condom on the head of the
While the children are terrified of sexual contact, Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik—both originally portrayed as sexually inexperienced—develop a sudden and grotesque romantic relationship. Real-World "Proper Condom Use" Guide
After ejaculation, hold the rim of the condom against the base while the penis is still erect to prevent slipping or leakage. How to Put On a Condom | Follow Easy Instructions Mackey and Ms
Ms. Choksondik's frightening lessons convince the girls that boys are carriers of deadly diseases. Believing they must wear protection at all times to avoid "the AIDS," the boys begin wearing condoms constantly. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war" involving flamethrowers and nail guns.